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Bio-Notes: Vertebrate Songs

Bio-notes: Vertebrate Songs was recorded in 1988 and released on cassette tape in 1990.  It consists of seven songs: "Vertebrates", "Fish Parts", "I'm A Frog", "Ode To A Shell", "Little Bird", "Mammal Jammin'" and "Primate Man".  In 2001, it was released on CD.  If you are interested in purchasing Bio-Notes: Vertebrate Songs, please click on to the Biology Bob Shop link above page.  Only the CD version is available, however, all seven songs have been re-recorded and will be included on a new release titled Vertebrates which will also include 11 new songs.  Expected release date is Fall 2019.  Lyrics for the original recordings are provided below:

VERTEBRATES

WHAT CAN THEY BE
THAT LAY IN FRONT OF ME?
THEY GO LEFT TO RIGHT
THEY MAKE AN EERIE SIGHT 

BUT THE TEACHER SAYS WE MUST LOOK AT THEM SO HERE I GO
THEY'RE ALL LINED UP LIKE AT THE TICKET BOOTH AT A MOVIE SHOW 
 
I LOOK INTO THE JAR
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE
SOME HAVE SCALES AND SOME LAY EGGS
AND SOME LOOK PRETTY BIZARRE
I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE! 

CHORUS:   THEY MUST BE VERTEBRATES
                    WITH THE SAME SUBPHYLUM TRAITS
                    THE FARTHER I MOVE FROM LEFT
                    THE CLOSER I GET TO MYSELF 
 
LOOK WHAT THEY'VE DONE!
DEVELOPED ENDOSKELETONS
CARTILAGE AND BONE
BACKBONE CAN DO NO WRONG 

LOOK AT THE VARIETY
OF ALL THE KINDS OF ANIMALS THAT LAY ON THE TABLE
FROM SLIMY SCALY FISHES TO AMPHIBIAN MAGICIANS
THAT CHANGE WHEN THEY'RE ABLE 

THE REPTILES AREN'T THE SAME
THE BIRDS THEY ALL LOOK TAME
THE MAMMALS ARE A SPECIAL CREW
THEY SEEM MORE LIKE ME AND YOU
I THINK THAT THEY REALLY DO! 

CHORUS

FISH PARTS

I LIVE IN THE OCEANS
I LIVE IN THE RIVERS, PONDS, AND STREAMS
I SWIM WITH MY FINS NOW
I BREATHE THROUGH GILLS
AND I HAVE SCALES

BUT WHEN YOU TAKE A CLOSER LOOK
THERE'S MUCH MORE TO SEE
A CLOSED CIRCULATORY SYSTEM
IS FOUND INSIDE ME

CHORUS:   THERE'S NO PART NO PART I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT
                    THERE'S NO PART NO PART I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT
                    NO PART I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT

I'M STREAMLINED IN SHAPE NOW
I'M TAPERED AT BOTH MY HEAD AND TAIL
MY HEART HAS TWO CHAMBERS
AND I REPRODUCE EXTERNALLY 

TAKE A CLOSE LOOK AT MY EYES
I DON'T SEE VERY WELL
BUT I CAN HEAR AND SENSE VIBRATIONS
FROM MY HEAD TO MY TAIL 
 
CHORUS

MY BODY TEMPERATURE DOESN'T STAY THE SAME
IT CHANGES WITH THE  WATER IT'S NOT MAINTAINED
COLD-BLOODED IS WHAT I AM AND IT'S VERY HARD
CAUSE I CAN'T LIVE IN PLACES WHERE YOU LIVE 
 
CHORUS . . . . .

I'M A FROG

OH, I'M A FROG!
I LIKE TO HOP AROUND
YES, I'M A FROG!
NO ONE CAN HOLD ME DOWN 

AND WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN
YOU CAN HEAR THAT FAMILIAR SOUND
IT ECHOES THROUGH THE NIGHT AND INTO THE TOWN 
 
CHORUS: OH, I'M A FROG! I'M A FROG . . . . . 
 
OH, I'M A FROG!
I MIGHT LOOK PRETTY SAD
BUT, I'M A FROG!
I'M HAPPY ON MY PAD 

WHEN I WAS A YOUNGER TAD
I BREATHED THROUGH LITTLE GILLS
NOW I'VE GOT LUNGS THAT'S HOW I GET MY THRILLS 
 
CHORUS: OH, I'M A FROG! I'M A FROG  . . . . . 
 
SOME PEOPLE THEY LIKE TO EAT ME
OTHERS THEY LIKE TO DISSECT ME
WHY DON'T THEY LEAVE ME ALONE?
A POND IS WHERE I BELONG
IF THEY WOULD LET ME LEAD MY OWN LIFE
THEN I MIGHT STAY ALIVE I'M A FROG . . . . . 
 
OH, I'M A FROG!
I LIKE TO EAT BIG BUGS
YES, I'M A FROG!
I CATCH THEM WITH MY TONGUE 

I MIGHT HAVE SOFT MOIST SKIN
AND A THREE-CHAMBERED HEART
BUT I CAN DO MY THING WITHOUT COMING APART 

CHORUS: OH, I'M A FROG! I'M A FROG . . . . . 

ODE TO A SHELL

THE SUN IS OUT AND THE SAND IS BURNING HOT
WHAT'S THIS LOWLY REPTILE TO DO?
AND WHEN THERE'S DANGER NEAR
I'VE ONLY ONE ROUTE TO TAKE
BECAUSE THERE'S NO USE IN TRYING TO ESCAPE   
 
CHORUS:    NOBODY KNOWS HOW IT FEELS
                     TO LIVE INSIDE YOU TO BE ALONE
                     I'M TRAPPED INSIDE THIS BOXED-UP WORLD
                     AND WHEN I HIDE I GO INSIDE OF MY SHELL

WHAT IS LIFE LIKE WHEN YOU LIVE INSIDE A SHELL?
I GUESS IT'S KIND OF HARD TO EXPLAIN
MY LIFE IS SIMPLE BUT OH SO VERY HARD
HIDE AND SEEK IS A VERY LONELY TURTLE GAME

CHORUS:   NOBODY KNOWS HOW IT FEELS
                    TO LIVE INSIDE YOU TO BE ALONE
                    I'M TRAPPED INSIDE THIS LONELY WORLD
                    AND WHEN I HIDE I GO INSIDE OF MY SHELL 
 
NOBODY KNOWS HOW IT FEELS
TO LIVE INSIDE YOU TO BE ALONE
I'M TRAPPED INSIDE THIS BOXED-UP WORLD
AND WHEN I HIDE I GO INSIDE . . . . .



THE WONDERS OF LIFE
(NEW RELEASE)

The Wonders of Life, released June 2019, includes 15 new songs:
"Ant Dance (Part 2)", "Germs",
"Carnivorous", "The Wonders of Life", "He Was a Good Bug", "Hey, Little Squirrel!", "Falling (Little Leaf)",
"Lonely Worm", "Nat the Nutria", "Plants Have Stems",
"Razor Sharp (Shark)", "This is Florida", "Come Back to Me (Memories of a Lost Pet)", "Rabid Sally", "Petal Magic".



ANT DANCE (PART 2)
WATCH THEM SCURRY UP THE VINE
THEY’RE SO BUSY ALL THE TIME
LOOKS LIKE DANCING IN THE SUN
ARE THEY WORKING   OR HAVING FUN?
THEY’RE SO SOCIAL   THEY WORK HARD
CARRYING SUGAR THROUGH YOUR YARD
WHERE’S THE QUEEN?   WHERE’S THE QUEEN?
ONLY WORKERS CAN BE SEEN
 
CHORUS:  ANT DANCE   ANT DANCE
                   CELEBRATING IN THE SUN
                   ANT DANCE   ANT DANCE
                   WAITING FOR A PICNIC LUNCH
                   ANT DANCE   ANT DANCE
                   EVERYBODY JOIN THE FUN
                   EVERYBODY’S HAVING FUN
 
ALL THE PEOPLE STAMP THEIR FEET
THEY DON’T LIKE SIX-LEGGED BEATS
AND DON’T FORGET THREE BODY PARTS
BITING JAWS ARE JUST A START
 
CHORUS
 
BRIDGE:  DOWN INSIDE   DEEP DOWN INSIDE
                  IN THE MOUND   THE QUEEN SHE HIDES
                  BIG IN SIZE   BUT SHE’S OH SO WISE
                  LAYING EGGS   IS HER SURPRIZE   HER SURPRIZE
                  HER SURPRIZE
 
EXTENDED CHORUS . . .

GERMS
 
GERMS   THEY’RE ALL IN THE AIR
GERMS   THEY CAN LIVE IN YOUR HAIR
GERMS   YOU BETTER WASH YOUR HANDS
GERMS   THAT’S SOMETHING THEY CAN’T STAND
 
GERMS   THEY CAN BE IN YOUR FOOD
GERMS   CAN PUT YOU IN A BAD MOOD
GERMS   THEY CAN LIVE IN THE DIRT
GERMS   DON’T YOU FALL AND GET HURT
 
THEY’RE EVERYWHERE   YOU CAN’T ESCAPE
YOU GET A SHOT   AND THEN YOU WAIT
YOUR TUMMY HURTS   YOUR BODY ACHES
YOU FEEL SO BAD   YOU REALLY HATE   THOSE GERMS
 
CHORUS:  GERMS   GERMS   GERMS  
 
THEY FLOAT AROUND   ALL AROUND US   YES THEY DO
WE BREATHE THEM IN   WE BREATHE THEM OUT
BUT YOU KNOW   WE DON’T KNOW IT   NO WE DON’T
THEY’RE SO SMALL   WE CAN’T SEE THEM   AT ALL   AT ALL
 
GERMS   YOU GOTTA COVER YOUR MOUTH
GERMS   YOU BETTER STAY IN YOUR HOUSE
GERMS   THE WORLD’S COVERED WITH THEM
GERMS   CAN MAKE YOUR LIFE SO DIM
 
YOU’VE GOT A COLD   YOU’VE GOT THE FLU
INFECTION GROWS   WHAT SHOULD YOU DO?
YOUR NOSTRILS FILL   YOU’VE GOT THE CHILLS
YOU SPREAD DISEASE   NOW WHEN YOU SNEEZE
 
THEY’RE EVERYWHERE   YOU CAN’T ESCAPE
YOU GET A SHOT   AND THEN YOU WAIT
YOUR TUMMY HURTS   YOUR BODY ACHES
YOU FEEL SO BAD   YOU REALLY HATE    THOSE GERMS
 
CHORUS   CHORUS

CARNIVOROUS
 
SUNDEWS   PITCHER PLANTS
SNEAKY LITTLE VENUS FLY TRAPS
SLIDE DOWN THE SLIPPERY SLOPE
TO YOUR DEMISE
 
YOU CAN’T CLIMB   UP THE WALLS
YOU’RE STUCK   CAN’T MOVE AT ALL
CLOSED UP   YOU CAN BARELY
SEE THE LIGHT
 
CHORUS:   CARNIVOROUS DECEPTION
                    OBLIVIOUS DETECTION
                    FOR YOU THERE’S NO PROTECTION                                     
                    SLOW BUT SURE DIGESTION
                    NITROGEN OBSESSION
 
BLADDERWORTS   MONKEY CUPS
COBRA PLANTS   LET’S EAT UP
PIT FALLS   BLADDER TRAPS
LOBSTER POTS
 
FLY PAPER   SNAP TRAPS
YOU DON’T KNOW   WHERE IT’S AT
PRODUCT   OF EVOLUTION
NATURAL SELECTION
 
CHORUS
 
WE’RE JUST CARNIVOROUS PLANTS
THAT’S HOW WE GROW
WE’RE SORRY BUT THAT’S
THE WAY THINGS GO
IT’S ALL A PART OF OUR WORLD
DON’T WE LOOK NICE
AREN’T YOU ATTRACTED?
DON’T THINK TWICE
 
CHORUS . . .

THE WONDERS OF LIFE
 
YOU CAN SEE IT IN A BABY’S SMILE
YOU CAN HEAR IT IN THE CALL OF THE WILD
WATCH THE FLIGHT OF A BUTTERFLY
AND YOU KNOW IT’S ALIVE
 
YOU CAN SEE IT WHEN A CELL DIVIDES
HEAR THE BEES BUZZING IN THEIR HIVE
EAGLE SOARING IN THE SKY SO HIGH
AND YOU KNOW, YES YOU KNOW, THEY’RE ALIVE
 
CHORUS: AND ALL THE BIRDS WERE SINGING
                  AND ALL THE FISH WERE SWIMMING AROUND
                  ALL LIVING THINGS ON THIS PLANET EARTH
                  WERE SMILING OVER THE WONDERS OF LIFE
 
IT CAN START WITH THE FALLING RAIN
AS SPROUTING SEEDS REACH UP FOR THEIR GAIN
SMELL THE FLOWERS AS YOU PASS THEM BY
AND YOU KNOW THEY’RE ALIVE
 
YOU CAN FEEL IT WITH THE TOUCH OF A HAND
WATCH THE CREATURES SCURRY OVER THE SAND
LITTLE KITTEN PLAYING IT’S NOT SHY
AND YOU KNOW, YES YOU KNOW, IT’S ALIVE
 
CHORUS
___  ___  ____              ___  ___  ____
OO  OO  OOH LIFE    OO  OO  OOH LIFE
___  ___  ____             ___  ___  ____
OO  OO  OOH LIFE   OO  OO  OOH LIFE
 
CHORUS   CHORUS . . .

HE WAS A GOOD BUG
 
HE WAS A GOOD BUG
HE NEVER HURT ANYBODY
HE ALWAYS FLEW TO LIGHT
HE DID NOT BUZZ HE DID NOT BITE
 
THEN ONE DAY HE WAS CRAWLING AROUND
MINDING HIS OWN BUG BUSINESS
A JAR CAME DOWN FROM ABOVE 
HE FOUND HIMSELF   YES, HE FOUND HIMSELF
INSIDE A BIG BUG MESS
 
HE WAS A GOOD BUG
SHINY AND SO PRETTY
YOU KNOW HE DID NO WRONG
WALKING TALL AND BEING STRONG
 
EVEN THOUGH HE’S NOT THAT SMART
HE SHOULD HAVE LEARNED HIS LESSON
SOME PEOPLE KNOW WHAT THEY’RE LOOKING FOR
HE SHOULD HAVE WATCHED OUT   YES, HE SHOULD HAVE
WATCHED OUT FOR THE BUG MAN’S JAR
 
HE’S GOT WINGS HE CAN FLY AROUND
BUT MOST OF THE TIME HE’S NEAR THE GROUND
HE LOOKS SO FUNNY BUT HE’S SO COOL
HE’S NOT THAT SMART DIDN’T GO TO SCHOOL
BUT HE’S BEAUTIFUL IN HIS OWN WAY
 
HE WAS A GOOD BUG
ALL SIX LEGS ARE NOW SO STILL
NO LONGER WALKING TALL
THE ENTOMOLOGIST DID HIS WILL
 
THE SCIENTIST PINNED HIM DOWN
TO A BOARD HE’S SECTIONED
HE FACES NORTH ALL OF THE TIME
BECAUSE HE’S NOW   HE’S NOW
PART OF A COLLECTION
 
 
HEY, LITTLE SQUIRREL!
 
HEY, LITTLE SQUIRREL!
YOU CIRCLE AROUND
AND DIG IN THE GROUND ALL DAY
HEY, LITTLE SQUIRREL!
YOU CHITTER AND CHATTER
AS YOU TRY TO FIND YOUR WAY
 
CHORUS:   I’M WATCHING YOU AND I CAN’T BELIEVE IT
                    THAT YOU CAN RUN SO FAST AND CLIMB SO HIGH
                     I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT YOU’RE SO FURRY
                     WITH BUSHY TAIL AND DARK BROWN EYES
 
HEY, LITTLE SQUIRREL!
YOU FEED ON CONES
YOU SEARCH FOR NUTS TO STORE
HEY, LITTLE SQUIRREL!
YOU GLIDE THROUGH THE TREES
YOU RUSTLE THE LEAVES BEFORE
 
CHORUS
 
YOU SEEM SO NERVOUS
CAUSE YOU NEVER SLOW DOWN
YOU NIBBLE ACORNS
AS THEY FALL ON THE GROUND
FROM LIMB TO LIMB
TO THE TOP OF MY HOUSE
WITH A GENTLE LEAP
YOU’RE AS QUIET
SOMETIMES QUIET AS A MOUSE
 
REPEAT FIRST VERSE   CHORUS . . .
 
 
FALLING (LITTLE LEAF)
 
Young Scientist:
HANGING LEAF ON A TREE
WHERE DO YOU WANT TO BE?
IS THERE EXCITEMENT TO BE FOUND
BEFORE YOU FALL DOWN TO THE GROUND?
 
I DON’T KNOW THE CHEMISTRY
BEHIND THE REASON WHY YOU HAVE TO LEAVE
BUT I’LL LISTEN TO YOU CAREFULLY
YOUR STORY SOUNDS INTRIGUING
 
YOU’RE FALLING SO FAST WITH THE WIND
AND I DON’T KNOW WHY 
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME
WHY YOU FALL TO THE GROUND
NO LONGER HANGING AROUND
NO MORE RUSTLING SOUNDS
 
CHORUS   Little Leaf:
WHAT CAN I DO IF I’M FALLING?
WHAT CAN I DO NATURE’S CALLING?
WHAT CAN I DO WHEN I’M FALLING   DOWN TO THE GROUND?
 
I’M HANGING ON BY MY PETIOLE
IT WON’T BE LONG BEFORE I LOSE CONTROL
ENZYMES BUILD AROUND THE EDGE
THEN I WILL SLOWLY LOSE HOLD
 
Young Scientist:
LITTLE LEAF FALLING SLOW
LANDING WHERE THE FALL WIND BLOWS
NOT FAR BEHIND THE OTHERS FALL
LEAVING THE TREE SO BARE AND BALD
 
YOU’RE FALLING SO FAST WITH THE WIND
AND NOW I KNOW WHY
THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME
WHY YOU FALL TO THE GROUND
NO LONGER HANGING AROUND
NO MORE RUSTLING SOUNDS
 
CHORUS   Little Leaf:
DAYS ARE SO SHORT
THE WIND IS BLOWING COLD
MY COLOR IS CHANGING
FROM GREEN TO RED
TO PURPLE BROWN
TO YELLOW GOLD
 
CHORUS   EXTENDED CHORUS

LONELY WORM
 
SO MANY SEGMENTS
PARTITIONED BY WALLS
ALL OF MY HEARTS CANNOT CHANGE
MY FEELINGS AT ALL
MY SETAE WILL GUIDE ME
AS I MOVE WITHOUT SOUND
I’M JUST A LONELY WORM
AND I LIVE UNDER THE GROUND
 
CHORUS:  AND WHEN THE RAIN COMES DOWN
                     IT PULLS ME UP BUT I HAVE TO KEEP GOING
                     I CANNOT STOP THERE’S DANGER THERE
                     I HAVE TO KEEP MOVING
 
I’VE GOT A GIZZARD
AND I’VE GOT A CROP
I BURROW THROUGH THE GROUND AND I
DON’T KNOW WHEN TO STOP
YOU KNOW I HAVE FEELINGS
MY NERVES ARE WITHIN
MY BLOOD FLOWS THROUGH ALL MY VEINS
AND I BREATHE THROUGH MY SKIN
 
CHORUS
 
ALWAYS A SLIMY SCENE
PLAYING ON NO ONE’S TEAM
EATING DIRT AND THINGS
LIVING SEGMENTED DREAMS
HIDING FROM EVERYTHING
NOT MUCH SELF-ESTEEM
BLINDED IT SEEMS
 
CHORUS   CHORUS . . .
 
IT PULLS ME UP
I CANNOT STOP
 























































LITTLE BIRD

I DID NOT KNOW HOW TO FIND YOU
I LOOKED IN EVERY BOOK THAT I HAD
BUT THE FEATHERS THEY ALL LOOKED THE SAME
SO I REMEMBERED WHAT MY TEACHER HAD SAID

TOLD ME TO LOOK FOR DIFFERENT FEATURES
AND NOT TO FORGET MY MISTAKES
LITTLE BIRD, I'M GONNA NAME YA
NO MATTER HOW MUCH TIME IT TAKES
NO MATTER HOW MUCH TIME IT TAKES

CHORUS: IT'S SO HARD
                 TO TELL WHAT KIND OF BIRD YOU ARE
                 ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU GO AND FLY AWAY SO FAR
                 ALL I WANT TO DO IS LOOK AT YOUR TWO FEET
                 AND TAKE A PEEK AT YOUR FUNNY BEAK
                 TO SEE WHAT KIND OF FOOD YOU EAT

I KNOW YOUR BONES ARE LIGHT WEIGHTED
AND THAT YOU HAVE TO EAT A LOT
THE ENERGY THAT YOU NEED FOR LIVING
IS MUCH MORE THAN I'VE GOT

I KNOW INSIDE THAT YOU'RE WARM-BLOODED
I KNOW YOU CAN SING AND FLY
I KNOW THAT YOUR HEART HAS GOT FOUR CHAMBERS
BUT THAT DOESN'T TELL ME WHY
NO THAT DOESN'T TELL ME WHY

CHORUS

CRACKING SEEDS! CATCHING BUGS!
PECKING WOOD! DIGGING MUD!

CHORUS 

AND TAKE A PEEK AT YOUR FUNNY BEAK
TO SEE WHAT KIND OF FOOD YOU EAT

MAMMAL JAMMIN'

WE'VE GOT MONKEYS AND ZEBRAS
ELEPHANTS AND SEALS
AND LOOK AT ALL THE PEOPLE
TURNING LIKE A WHEEL 

WE'VE GOT PORPOISES AND HORSES
RABBITS AND GAZELLES
TINY LITTLE CREATURES
SOMETIMES IT'S HARD TO TELL 
 
CHORUS:   MAMMAL JAMMIN' MAMMAL JAMMIN'
                    MAMMAL JAMMIN' MAMMAL JAMMIN' 
 
LET'S GET IN A CIRCLE
WITH ALL OUR FURRY FRIENDS
GOT TO GET TOGETHER
WE'RE MAMMALS TILL THE END 

FROM THE SMALLEST LITTLE FIELD MOUSE
TO THE GREAT BLUE OCEAN WHALE
TO THE DOG THAT'S IN YOUR BACKYARD
TO THE DEER THAT WAGS ITS TAIL 
 
CHORUS 

AND DON'T FORGET THE PLATYPUS
HE MIGHT LOOK PRETTY STRANGE
BUT HE'S A MAMMAL HE'S GOT HAIR
LIKE TIGERS, LIONS, AND BEARS 
 
CHORUS . . . . . 

PRIMATE MAN

I WENT OUT WALKING ONE DAY AT THE ZOO
I SAW THE MONKEYS AND THE CHIMPANZEES TOO
THERE WAS THE APE MAN, NOW WASN'T HE COOL
LOOKED JUST LIKE SOME OF MY FRIENDS BACK AT SCHOOL

CHORUS:   OH PRIMATE!
                    YOU'VE GOT SMILEY TEETH AND HAIR SO NEAT
                    IT MAKES ME WONDER IF YOU'RE NOT LIKE ME
                    YOU'VE GOT EYES THAT STARE A NOSE THAT FLARES
                    IT MAKES ME WONDER IF YOU'RE NOT LIKE ME

I WATCHED A T.V SHOW IT WAS ABOUT YOU
IT TALKED ABOUT THE LEMURS AND ORANGUTANS TOO
I GUESS I SHOULD DECIDE AND MAKE UP MY MIND
IS  IT YOU OR IS IT ME I SEE ALL THE TIME?

CHORUS

I LOOK AT YOU YOU LOOK AT ME NOW
I STAND ERECT YOU SWING FROM TREES
BUT WE BOTH HAVE OPPOSING THUMBS NOW
I SCRATCH MY HEAD AND YOU  SCRATCH YOURS
THE QUESTIONS THEY SPIN AROUND INSIDE MY BRAIN
ARE WE DIFFERENT? ARE WE THE SAME? YES, ARE WE THE SAME?

AND THEN AT SCHOOL I READ ABOUT THE PRIMATES
ON HOW WE HUMANS THINK AND HOW WE CREATE
WE MIGHT USE LOGIC AND WE MIGHT USE REASON
BUT WHEN WE SEE WE BOTH USE 3-D VISION

CHORUS  

YOU'VE GOT SMILEY TEETH AND HAIR SO NEAT
IT MAKES ME WONDER IF YOU'RE NOT LIKE ME
YOU'VE GOT EYES THAT STARE A NOSE THAT
FLARES IT MAKES ME WONDER IF YOU'RE NOT LIKE ME




BIO-NOTES: VERTEBRATE SONGS ORIGINATED AS PART OF MY DOCTORAL DISSERTATION IN SCIENCE EDUCATION AT THE UNIVERSITY OF SOUTHERN MISSISSIPPI.   THESE SONGS INCORPORATE, WHAT I CALL, MUSICAL MOTIVATIONAL INSTRUCTION (MMI).   THE RESPONSE TO MMI HAS BEEN POSITIVE, BOTH IN RESEARCH AND CLASSROOM
APPLICATIONS. WHILE ORIGINALLY DESIGNED FOR JUNIOR HIGH LIFE SCIENCE,  "BIO-NOTES" MAY BE USED AS SUPPLEMENTARY MATERIAL AT ALL LEVELS OF BIOLOGY INSTRUCTION. ENJOY!
                                                                            
ROBERT M. EVERETT, Ph.D.



Recorded Fall 1988 at FAT KAT STUDIOS Albany, Louisiana
Engineered and mixed by Joe Dick
Digitally remastered Fall 2001 at ACTS AUDIO by Bill Wilbanks

Guitars and vocals: Robert Everett
Keyboards and drum programing: Joe Dick

All music and lyrics by Robert Everett.


© 1990 Robert Everett All rights reserved.  

MM 001CD  BIO-NOTES: VERTEBRATE SONGS






NAT THE NUTRIA
 
LIFE IS SO SIMPLE
AS THE SUN SHINES DOWN
YOU KNOW I'M SO HAPPY
WHEN I'M SWIMMING AROUND
I LOVE THE BAYOUS
I LOVE THE STREAMS
FEEDING ON SWAMP THINGS
WHILE I FOLLOW MY DREAMS
 
THEY CALL ME A SWAMP RAT
WITH MY SCANTLY-HAIRED TAIL
AND THOUGH I'M NO NATIVE
I LOVE THE LOUISIANA TRAILS
OVER AND OVER
I TRY TO RELIVE
AS I SHARPEN MY FRONT TEETH
YOU KNOW I'M GETTING MY FILL
 
THE MARSH IS MY HOME
THAT'S WHERE I BELONG
I DIG AND LIVE IN BURROWS
PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE
IT’S A LOVELY HOME
IT’S A LOVELY HOME   OOH YEAH!
 
CHORUS:  HEY, LOOK AT NAT
                    HE'S SWIMMING THROUGH THE STREAM
                    LIVING THE LIFE OF A NUTRIA'S DREAM
                    HEY, LOOK AT NAT
                    YOU KNOW HE LOOKS LIKE A RAT
                    YES, HE'S A RODENT BUT A RAT HE IS NOT
 
I EAT VEGETATION
FOLIAGE AND SEEDS  
THE ROOTS ARE SO TASTY
THEY'RE MUCH MORE THAN WEEDS
MY HIND FEET HAVE WEBBING
AND I CAN SWIM QUITE WELL
I LIVE IN THE WATER
AND WITH MY FUR THAT'S SO SWELL
I TRY TO BE COOL
I TRY TO BE SMOOTH
I TRY TO DO EVERYTHING
THAT A WARM-BLOODED MAMMAL WOULD DO
I LIVE MY LIFE
I LIVE MY LIFE   OOH YEAH!
 
CHORUS
 
I LIKE TO GRUNT
LIKE A PIG I GRUNT
AND I JOIN IN THE CHORUS
WITH THE OTHERS AT DUSK
I'M FROM SOUTH AMERICA
MY SCIENTIFIC NAME IS MYOCASTER COYPUS
 
REPEAT FIRST VERSE   CHORUS   CHORUS . . .
 
 
PLANTS HAVE STEMS
 
PLANTS HAVE STEMS
ROOTS AND LEAVES
MAKING FLOWERS
DO YOU BELIEVE?
 
SOME DON’T BELONG
BUT THEY’RE STANDING STRONG
IF YOU BELIEVE
THEN SING THIS SONG
 
TREES AND WEEDS
FRUITS WITH SEEDS
FERNS WITH SPORES
SWEET APPLE CORES
TAKE IN CO2
MOST OF THEM CAN’T MOVE
PROVIDING OXYGEN
BREATHE OUT   BREATHE IN
 
FLOWERS THAT BLOOM IN DAY OR NIGHT
SOME YOU CAN’T SEE IN MOON OR SUNLIGHT
SEEDS KEEP ON BLOWING IN THE WIND
WILLOWS KEEP ON WEEPING TILL THE END
PLANTS HAVE STEMS
ROOTS AND LEAVES
MAKING FLOWERS
DO YOU BELIEVE?
 
IF THEY WERE WISE
THEY’D HIDE THEIR DIGUISE
AND TELL THE WORLD
TO SING THIS REPRISE
 
REPEAT FIRST VERSE
 
 
RAZOR SHARP (SHARK)
 
HAPPY OCEAN HAS ITS LIFE
ALL HAVE COME TO SWIM, IT’S NICE
OH WHAT FUN-FILLED DAYS WE HAVE
HIDING FROM THE JAWS THAT SLICE
THE PEOPLE GATHER AROUND
TO WATCH THE FINS THAT CIRCLE ‘ROUND
 
I’M RAZOR SHARP . . .
 
PLEASE DON’T GO AND SWIM ALONE
OR YOU’LL SURELY SOON BE GONE
ATTACKING FROM THE EAST SHE’S HERE
SEE AND SMELL THE BLOOD-RED FEAR
MAYBE THE FADING TIDE IS RIGHT
DO NOT SPLASH OR TRY TO FIGHT
 
I’M RAZOR SHARP . . .
 
WATCH OUT FOR THE GREAT WHITE SHARK
LET HER GO INTO THE DARK
STILL YOU KNOW WE HAVE TO GO
WHY DO WE WATCH HER DEADLY SHOW?
YOU CAN’T DODGE HER RAZOR TEETH
BLUE-GREEN WATER WHITE-FOAM DEEP
 
I’M RAZOR SHARP . . .
 
 
THIS IS FLORIDA
 
I HAVE SEEN THE DARK ANHINGA
SITTING ON A CYPRESS KNEE
I HAVE SEEN THE GENTLE SEA COW
WEST INDIAN MANATEE
GOPHER TORTOISE MOVING SLOW
SAND CRANES IN PAIRS THEY GO
SHRUB JAY SQUAWKING LOUD
SAYING THIS, THIS IS FLORIDA
 
I HAVE SEEN THE GREAT BLUE HERON
FLYING THROUGH THE EVERGLADES
I HAVE WATCHED THE PLAYFUL DOLPHINS
RIDING THE WIND SWEPT WAVES
 
RACCOONS RAID THE GARBAGE CAN
'POSSUM JOINS IN 'CAUSE HE CAN
FOR THIS, THIS IS FLORIDA
 
CHORUS: THIS IS FLORIDA WHERE THE SKY’S SO BLUE
                   FLORIDA WHERE THE SUN SETS TRUE
                   FLORIDA WHERE THE EAGLE FLIES SO HIGH
                   THIS IS FLORIDA WHERE THE PANTHER ROAMS
                   FLORIDA WHERE I MAKE MY HOME                 
                   FLORIDA WHERE THE WATERS TOUCH THE SKY
 
I HAVE SEEN A BLACK BEAR CROSSING
AND MANY GATORS PASSING BY
ARMADILLO YOU DON'T BELONG
BENEATH THE SAWGRASS SKY
DIVING OSPREYS BUILD THEIR NEST
SAND TERNS IT’S TIME TO REST
PALM TREES GENTLY SWAY
ALONG THE SANDY SHORE
 
BLACK SNAKES IN MY YARD
BIRDS OF PREY WORKING HARD
'CAUSE THIS, THIS IS FLORIDA
 
CHORUS
 
FROGS KEEP ON CROAKING   DEER KEEP ON RUNNING
SEA TURTLES SLOWLY MAKE THEIR WAY TO THE SHORE
BUT YOU KNOW WE SHOULDN'T GET ANY CLOSER
BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW IT'S NOT RIGHT
WE SHOULD WATCH THEM FROM A DISTANCE
THEN IT, IT WILL BE ALL RIGHT
 
CHORUS   CHORUS
 
 
COME BACK TO ME (MEMORIES OF A LOST PET)
 
I KNOW THAT I’VE LOST YOU
I DIDN’T THINK THAT I COULD
THE MEMORIES ARE FLOWING
I KNEW THAT THEY WOULD
 
WE WERE TOGETHER
FOR MANY OF YEARS
AND NOW I’M SO LONELY
I’M DROWNING IN TEARS
 
I REMEMBER THAT AWFUL DAY
IT WAS COLD AND GRAY
THE FRONT DOOR HAD OPENED UP
AND YOU RAN AWAY
 
CHORUS:      COME BACK TO ME
                        I’M BEGGING YOU PLEASE
                        I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT YOU NOW
                        OH, WHY CAN’T YOU SEE?
                        I’M HOLDING ON TIGHT
                        ‘CAUSE I KNOW WHAT’S RIGHT
                        FORGIVE ME FOR WHAT I’VE DONE
                        AND IT WILL BE ALL RIGHT
 
I ASKED ALL THE NEIGHBORS
I LOOKED AROUND TOWN
I LOOKED ALMOST EVERYWHERE
YOU WERE NOWHERE TO BE FOUND
 
I SEARCHED FOR YOU ALL DAY
AND INTO THE NIGHT
YOU’RE NO LONGER WITH ME
YOU’RE NOWHERE IN SIGHT
 
I WALKED ALL THE LONELY STREETS
THEY ALL LOOKED THE SAME
WHEN THINGS COULDN’T GET MUCH WORSE
IT STARTED TO RAIN
 
CHORUS   CHORUS . . .
 
 
RABID SALLY
 
I GOT BIT BY RABID SALLY
WHAT SHOULD I DO?   WHAT SHOULD I DO?
I LOOKED DOWN   BELOW MY RIGHT KNEE
I SAW RED   I WAS STARTING TO BLEED
 
OH   I SAW RED   OH   I WAS STARTING TO BLEED
 
WENT TO THE DOCTOR   HE GAVE ME SOME SHOTS
THEY DIDN’T FEEL GREAT   IT HURT A LOT
THEN HE SAID   THERE WOULD BE SOME MORE
I WASN’T TOO THRILLED   UPSET FOR SURE
 
OH   I WASN’T TOO THRILLED    OH   UPSET FOR SURE
 
I GOT BIT BY RABID SALLY
I DID THE RIGHT THING   ENDURED THE PAIN
I GOT HELP   I GOT IT SOON
LEARNED TO STAY CLEAR   OF SICK RACCOONS
 
OH   LEARNED TO STAY CLEAR   OH   OF SICK RACCOONS
 
 
PETAL MAGIC
 
WHEN I WAKE UP   THE BIRDS ARE SINGING
THE FLOWERS BLOOM    IN THE LIGHT
THE DEW CAPTURES THEIR BEAUTY
THEIR PETALS ARE GOLDEN BRIGHT
 
CHORUS:  YOU KNOW IT MAKES ME GLAD
                    TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE ALIVE
                    IT MAKES ME SAD
                    WHEN I BRING YOU INSIDE
                    BUT YOU KNOW IT’S SPRINGTIME
                    EVERYDAY OF EVERY YEAR
                    IT MAKES ME SMILE
                    KNOWING THAT YOU'RE HERE
 
OH HOW I WISH   NATURE WOULD SING
TO ME THIS WAY EACH DAY WOULD BRING
YOUR PETALS CHANGE JUST LIKE MAGIC
BUT IT WON'T BE LONG BEFORE YOU'LL GO AWAY
 
CHORUS
 
YOUR PETALS CHANGE JUST LIKE MAGIC
BUT IT WON'T BE LONG BEFORE YOU'LL GO AWAY
 
CHORUS   CHORUS . . .

Special thanks go out to Randy Cutrer, Chuck Harrell, and Jerry Lang for the 1970s musical jams that became the foundation for “Germs.” Thanks to Chuck for the opening chords to “Rabid Sally.”  
Cover art and illustrations by Darleen Hunt.
Inside "raccoon" photo by Murray Pat Pendarvis, Ph.D.
 
Lyrics reprinted with kind permission. All rights reserved.

© 2019  Robert Everett   All rights reserved.  

MM 005CD  BIOLOGY BOB: THE WONDERS OF LIFE

The Wonders of Life is available at the Biology Bob Store on this site, CD Baby, iTunes, Amazon, Spotify, Google Play, Rhapsody and other fine stores.
  
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Not available until a few weeks after official release date: June 14, 2019.


























































































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